Turtle has some good news, he has decided to host his very first giveaway.
And he wants to give away a...
prawn tote bag!
This is the first time that Turtle has made a tote bag, the first of many he hopes. It features an original design of, well, a prawn. He adores it and would happily stare at it all day.
How to enter.
Turtle loves a good pun, and a bad pun in fact, sometimes the bad puns are the best.
This is your op-perch-tuna-ty to have a whale of a time! Leave a comment with your best fishy pun. Simple! Go on, just for the halibut... (snigger).
If you need some inspiration have a look at the uncyclopedia page on fish puns.
You can get an extra entry for blogging, tweeting or facebooking about Turtle's giveaway. Just pop another comment on when you do.
The winner will be picked at random and will be announced on Friday the 19th of February at 10pm.
(It's hard to stop.)