Turtle has a firm set of friends in the real world; Maurice, Tiger, Sam... but he's a little lacking in the e-world, if there is such a place. So he's taken the leap and joined Facebook, since it seems to be what all the popular kids are doing. Not that Turtle follows the crowd or anything like that.
He's his own tortoise.
Anyway, if you'd like to be Turtle's friend, you can find him here: